[Intro Riff] (2x)
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       Am
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[Verse 1: (riffs)]
Am                          F
Paper due tomorrow, but I'm choosin' procrastination.
Meant to go to class by I was lackin' motivation.

    C            G                F           Dm
(?) Just imagine sleeping in with more appreciation.

[Verse 2:]
Got Financial Aid, but then I spent it on PlayStation.
Got boring Math professors with bizzare pronunciations.

C                G                 Fmaj7    Dm
Wish I knew that when I filled out my application.

[Verse 3:]
Eating at Taco Bell and getting gastic complications.
Sold back 30 textbooks and got jacked for compensation.

[Pre-Chorus:]
Am                   F
Gettin' drunk in the dorms.
Watchin' internet porn.

[Chorus:]
C                  G     Am (or F)
That's our college education,
C      G    Dm    Am
Our UCLA education.

[Verse 4:]
Well the girls are blush as they go through the Rush,
It's a long line of Caucasians.
And the boys in the frats with the backwards hats,
Say they drink in moderation.

But it's understood that brotherhood is pure intoxication.

[Verse 5:]
Drive on down to campus and you'll find parking on occassion,
Put in 30 quarters or you might get a citation.

Just another perk of our corrupt administration.

[Verse 6:]
All my classes dropped cause I was late with registration,
Tried to call up URSA, but the Bitch was on vacation!

[Pre-chorus 2:]
Buying cellphones and pagers,
Always changin' our majors.

[Chorus:]
That's our college education, our UCLA education.

[Verse 7:]
Some may say that I engage in too much recreation,
Been here 7 years and still no sign of graduation.

Sorry Mom and Dad, 4 years was just an estimation!

[Verse 8:]
Head down to Maloney's for some drunken celebration,
Wake up in an alley in a pool of urination.

[Pre-Chorus 3:]
Havin' trouble with girls,
Got attacked by some squirrels.

[Chorus:]
That's our college education, Pizza and intoxication.
                         C        G   Dm    Am
On Ac-a-demic Probation, Our UCLA education!